How to Spot a German: Gym Edition

1. Always carrying a glass (recyclable) bottle of sparkling water around. Bubbles after working out? Not so refreshing to me.

2. Men: wearing capris. WHY WHY WHY!?!

3. Women: Do not own sports bras. They work out in regular bras only.. and on top of that, ALWAYS have it showing. When will one learn, that is just not cute?!

4. Women: hair down, no ponies.

5. Odor. Enough said.

6. Here's what kills me. You see people working out REALLY hard, covered in sweat, and on their lunch break. Then you see them hit the 'showers,' (which costs .50 euro cents/2 minutes... maybe it should be free?). They emerge, about 2 minutes later, shower-less, back in their work clothes, and back to work. There again, odor.