NOT a Regular: Mill Mountain coffee for here please
Me, the Barista: Anything else?
Customer: No, that's all.
Me: $1.55 please.
Customer: Why are you wearing that ring on your wedding finger?
Me: Um, because it's a wedding ring.
Customer: Oh. You're too young to be married.. but I guess if you know...?
Me: Do you know how old I am?
Me: That's what I thought.
Customer walks off, sits at a table alone, parusing the internet on Match.com - ha!